whoremouthmcchristmas:

mameshibutt:

“this is no good none of this is good in this current moment right now no”

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

thepizzaqueen:

I was talking to one of my coworkers today and he asked me if I liked the big bang theory and I told him I didn’t to which he replied

“it’s probably because there’s a lot of really smart jokes only nerds would get the humor”

LMAO MY SISTER CAME IN MY ROOM JUST AS A PORN BLOG WAS SPAMMING FEMALE ORGASM PICS AND THEN SHE LEFT AND SHE

PROBABLY

THINKS I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT PORN

also i couldn’t finish my sandwich from work so i brought it home

i can’t really accurately express how happy i am about that